A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were McCain fans
Not really knowing what a McCain fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different... again.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.'
The teacher said, 'Why aren't you a McCain fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Democrat.'
The teacher asked why he's a Democrat.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat.'
The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me a McCain fan.'
I always liked Little Johnny.